examples: temporary clothes that dissolve in 2 weeks, premium accounts of forums, tech support, things from the dollar tree, eggs benedict, tripe, sweetbreads, wine, dildos, potato skins, chicken wings, stuff from Quiznos, hot dogs, potato starch, handguns, porn, premium porn, school textbooks, video game coins, sex, cigarrettes, Something Awful, nuclear physics degrees, self help seminars.

all these are worthless. but cartoons, cartoons are timeless. so why not throw that bucket of potato skins into the trash can and give that 2.75 to me instead and i'll give you something equally worthless but (debatably) not nearly as bad for your stomach lining?